Another Trip in the Time Machine

Another old blog post, this one from way back in September of 2006

Ye Olde Blog Post

I’m pretty sure they weren’t even called blogs when I wrote this:

Kangaroo Court

Here is the thing about Kangaroos. They’re supposed to be really good boxers, but then why did Ali get arrested for killing Kangaroos. With his fists! Insane! Here is an updated species charts:

Random Thoughts

SPORTS:

Remeber when that horse Barbaroro was put down? It’s really a shame. But then again, its funny how a story about a horse makes it onto SportsCenter, while the WNBA is never on. Which leads to this theory. Make a new league, like the WNBA with HNBA, or Horse NBA. And, on a scary note, some women from the WNBA could probably PLAY in HNBA.

Ever wonder how fat burly lesbians make a living? Apparently, Softball. I turn on the World Cup of Softball on ESPN, which boast an ASTOUNDING 6 teams from all around the world. What this really means is that only 6 countries in the world have enough burly lesbians to field a softball team. Jenny Fitch is the ONLY exception to this rule.

WORLD NEWS:

MORE PEOPLE ARE DEAD

Well, that about raps it up.

Quote of the day: “Enjoy these tacos now, because in the future they are outlawed. I think we all know why.”

How to pick up chicks

I thought that I had it all figured out. For all of my 19 years on this Earth, I thought that the way to get a girl was relatively simple. All you had to do was be nice to them, listen to what they have to say, make some sacrifices for them, so on and so forth. Boy was I wrong.

TV viewers should be mad…but at who?

As we all know, the writers strike started earlier this week (Monday to be precise). While many of us really don’t care because this doesn’t mess with TV short term, in the next few months we will start to notice a big difference.

Big Changes to City Of Heros.

 

I received this e-mail today regard the MMORPG City of Heroes:

 

I’m Back

I will be a senior contributor here at Cyber Sarcasm. I will be bringing you articles and things of interest from across the internetz.  This is truth. See you in the futurez.

Metallica’s crazy level goes to 11

 

I remember Napster. I remember how it revolutionized Peer to Peer (P2P) file sharing and let people have access to thousands of songs and movies without ever having to pay a dime for them. I remember how it made me feel like I was getting away with something, then realizing that most of these music stars don’t REALLY need that extra 2.3 Million dollar beach house. But out of all the things I remember about Napster and every P2P client afterwards, is that I have never downloaded any Metallica…. and come to think of it, none of my friends did either.

ALL YOU GAMES ARE BELONG TO US

ALL YOU GAMES ARE BELONG TO US

 

When I first started gaming (lets just when the N64 was released), I liked EA. What wasn’t to like? They ushered in a new digital era for football, which tended to be a strong selling point for most consoles. And at the time I was just basically into sports games. Football, baseball, and even soccer were among my favorites to play. Like any young person, I continued to buy their games. And why wouldn’t I? 989 sports couldn’t do any better, which made EA the cream of the crop! All was good……