Another Trip in the Time Machine

Another old blog post, this one from way back in September of 2006

NEWS:

A new station is coming, and it is called CW! Take to best from two failed networks (UPN and WB) and combine them into…Oh my god it still sucks. Here’s a short overview of the new lineup:

Gilmore Girls:
Their quick wit is only matched by how quick I change stations.

Smallville:
Stop pissing with the Superman time line.

Everyone Hates Chris:
A show about Chris Rock growing up as a kid. Need I say more?

CRAP

This new network sounds terrible to me. I would have to rank it right up there with Oxygen (television for idiots – great Family Guy line).

OTHER NEWS:

Honey attracts bees. Blue lights attract numerous flying insects. Young boys attract priests. These are all well know facts. Well, toss another one into the fold:

Colorado attracts school shootings.

Every time there is a school shooting, it happens to be in Colorado. And I just don’t get it. Ethnics and Economics divide so many in many other states, so why so many school shootings in this “cracker land”. Good question. I blame El Nino….and Global Warming.

OTHER OTHER NEWS:

Oh, and Grand Theft Auto.

THE TRUTH:

Former President Clinton was grilled by Fox’s Chis Wallace in an interview, getting asked question like “Why didn’t you do MORE to stop Osama?” Hmmm, that’s like asking JFK why he didn’t do more to stop his assassination. I mean, they both totally KNEW it was going to happen, so why didn’t he stop it? Of course, try finding someone in the media who are asking these same question to the CURRENT administration. The ones who totally ignored and disregarded all information on where Osama was and how to take him down. This information left to them by the Clinton Administration. You know, the ones who didn’t do enough.

Speaking of the media, Is it bad when a T.O suicide attempt gets more coverage on CBS evening news (with Satan herself, Katie Couric) than the Iraq War does? Oh I forgot, its election time, and the war makes Republicans look bad.

Speaking of Republicans, I just love how President Bush handles the disaster in Iraq. It usually goes something like this:

Reporter: Mr. Bush, should we leave Iraq?
Bush: Of course not. We have to stay the course.
Reporter: But sir, isn’t it a know fact that we are unable to provide the Iraqi citizens a foundation upon which to build a democracy?
Bush: Oh I see. I didn’t know you were a pussy.
Reporter: Excuse me?
Bush: I thought we had everyone leave their vagina’s at the door. You want to cut and run?
Report: Cut and… no! It’s not cutting and running. It’s Cutting and Getting the fuck out of there because we shouldn’t be there in the first place.
Bush:….
Reporter:…..
Bush: Pussy

And there you have it. Rant over!