Kangaroo Court
Here is the thing about Kangaroos. They’re supposed to be really good boxers, but then why did Ali get arrested for killing Kangaroos. With his fists! Insane! Here is an updated species charts:
1. Bears Last Week (3)
2. Dogs Last Week (5)
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4323562. Kangaroo Last Week (42)
Such a large drop in ranking. You can bet that those Kangaroos were “hoppin” mad. Bada Ching
Speaking of Kangaroos, the child abduction rate for baby Kangaroos went up again for the 21st straight year. When asked why, Kangaroo spokesman Hoppy McRoo stated “They’re all named Joey, so its hard to keep track”
Seriously folks, I’m here all week. This weekend was a disaster . On top of a lot of other things, my Cat has diabetes really bad, which makes me sad, since I’ve had him for 10 years. On the bright side, there is a small possibility that I can make my cat the Wilfred Brimly of the feline species and sign him a lucrative deal with Liberty Medical.
I figured out tonight that I can be really annoying when I haven’t seen friends in a long time. The part of my brain kicks in and says “Hey! Be super hyper and shit cause they don’t think your cool anymore!”
