Random Thoughts

SPORTS:

Remeber when that horse Barbaroro was put down? It’s really a shame. But then again, its funny how a story about a horse makes it onto SportsCenter, while the WNBA is never on. Which leads to this theory. Make a new league, like the WNBA with HNBA, or Horse NBA. And, on a scary note, some women from the WNBA could probably PLAY in HNBA.

Ever wonder how fat burly lesbians make a living? Apparently, Softball. I turn on the World Cup of Softball on ESPN, which boast an ASTOUNDING 6 teams from all around the world. What this really means is that only 6 countries in the world have enough burly lesbians to field a softball team. Jenny Fitch is the ONLY exception to this rule.

WORLD NEWS:

MORE PEOPLE ARE DEAD

Well, that about raps it up.

Quote of the day: “Enjoy these tacos now, because in the future they are outlawed. I think we all know why.”